| The Best/Worst Movie Title |
[Aug. 25th, 2004|05:43 pm] |
So I stumbled upon this in one of many Google searches.
IT'S AN ACTUAL MOVIE!
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| Yup |
[Aug. 25th, 2004|05:38 pm] |
Its all in the picture....
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| Alien vs. Predator |
[Aug. 25th, 2004|04:31 pm] |
I was quite disgusted when I went to www.movies.com to see that Alien vs. Predator has done so well. No I didnt see it in theatres, but those are 2 blank CD's im never going to see again. While watching it Mike and Alex heard me yell and I qoute "What the fuck, kind of nigger vagina bullshit is this fuck?". And It grossed over 50 mil opening weekend. Anyways here are a bunch of Doom 3 cheats:
Cheat List
Press CTRL + ALT + ~ to bring up the console. Press is again to get rid of the console. Here you can enter these cheats:
* God Mode: god
* All Weapons, Full Health, Full Armor: give all
* Walk through walls: noclip
* Saves a demo game to an .AVI movie file: aviDemo
* Game Benchmark: benchmark
* Skip to last level: doomhell
* Freeze all on screen: freeze
* Graphics card information: gfxinfo
* Invisibility to most enemies: notarget
* Show FPS: com_showfps 1
* Acquire all keys: give keys
* Your game status: status
* Full Health: give health
* Quit or Exit: quit
Weapons
* Restock Ammo: give ammo
* Machinegun: give weapon_machinegun
* Shotgun: give weapon_shotgun
* Plasmagun: give weapon_plasmagun
* BFG: give weapon_bfg
* Chainsaw: give weapon_chainsaw
* Rocket Launcher: give weapon_rocketlauncher
Levels
* Mars City 1: map game/mars_city1
* Mars City Underground: map game/mc_underground
* Mars City 2: map game/mars_city2
* Administration: map game/admin
* Alpha Labs Sector 1: map game/alpha1
* Alpha Labs Sector 2: map game/alpha2
* Alpha Labs Sector 3: map game/alpha3
* Alpha Labs Sector 4: map game/alpha4
* EnPro Plant: map game/enpro
* Communications Outside: map game/commout
* Communications: map game/communications
* Monorail Skybridge: map game/recycling1
* Recycling Sector 2: map game/recycling2
* Monorail: map game/monorail
* Delta Labs Level 1: map game/delta1
* Delta Labs Level 2A: map game/delta2a
* Delta Labs Level 2B: map game/delta2b
* Delta Labs Level 3: map game/delta3
* Delta Labs Level 4: map game/delta4
* Hell: map game/hell
* CPU Complex: map game/cpu1
* CPU Boss: map game/cpuboss
* Site 3: map game/site3.map
* Caverns Area 1: map game/caverns1
* Caverns Area 2: map game/caverns2
* Primary Excavation: map game/hellhole
* Multiplayer Map 1: map game/mp/d3dm1
* Multiplayer Map 2: map game/mp/d3dm2
* Multiplayer Map 3: map game/mp/d3dm3
* Multiplayer Map 4: map game/mp/d3dm4
* Multiplayer Map 5: map game/mp/d3dm5
Characters Type “spawn” and the name of the character to spawn them.
* Flaming Zombie: monster_zombie_bernie
* Chainsaw Zombie: monster_zombie_sawyer
* Z-sec Zombie with machine gun: monster_zsec_machinegun
* Z-sec Zombie with pistol: monster_zsec_pistol
* Z-sec Zombie with shield: monster_zsec_shield
* Z-sec Zombie with shotgun: monster_zsec_shotgun
* Commando Zombie: monster_zombie_commando
* Commando Zombie with Chaingun: monster_zombie_commando_cgun
* Fat Zombie: monster_zombie_fat2
* Fat Zombie with wrench: monster_zombie_fat_wrench
* Bald Zombie: monster_zombie_maint_bald
* Zombie with no jaw: monster_zombie_maint_nojaw
* Zombie with Wrench: monster_zombie_maint_wrench
* Skinny Zombie: monster_zombie_maint_skinny
* Zombie: monster_zombie_maint
* Zombie: monster_zombie_maint2
* Zombie wth Flashlight: monster_zombie_ maint_flashlight
* Headless Zombie: monster_zombie_suit_neckstump
* Zombie: monster_zombie_suit_bloodymouth
* Skinny Zombie: monster_zombie_suit_skinny
* Zombie in Labcoat: monster_zombie_labcoat
* Zombie Missing Limb: monster_zombie_limb
* Zombie: monster_zombie_skinny
* Zombie with a pipe: monster_zombie_pipe
* Zombie in T-shirt: monster_zombie_tshirt_bald
* Zombie: monster_zombie_tshirt_blown
* Zombie in Jumpsuit: monster_zombie_jumpsuit
* Zombie Eating: monster_zombie_jumpsuit_eating
* Archvile: monster_demon_archvile
* Cherub: monster_demon_cherub
* Hellknight: monster_demon_hellknight
* Imp: monster_demon_imp
* Maggot: monster_demon_maggot
* Mancubus: monster_demon_mancubus
* Pinky: monster_demon_pinky
* Revenant: monster_demon_revenant
* Tick: monster_demon_tick
* Trite: monster_demon_trite
* Wraith: monster_demon_wraith
* Cyberdemon: monster_boss_cyberdemon
* Gaurdian: monster_boss_guardian
* Guardian’s Seeker: monster_boss_guardian_seeker
* Sabaoth: monster_boss_sabaoth
* Vagary: monster_boss_Vagary
* Cacodemon: monster_flying_cacodemon
* Lostsoul: monster_flying_lostsoul |
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| Late Night Infomercials and Drunk Siblings |
[Aug. 25th, 2004|03:18 pm] |
| [ | Current Mood |
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| [ | Current Music |
| | Thornley - Come Again | ] |
It's 1:50am and like most normal people im watching infomercials in my living room. To be specific it was the "Magic Bullet"
infomercial, which is slowly becoming one of my favourite. Anyway, I
hear the tempo pull into the driveway and I think nothing of it. But to
my suprise Randy comes out and taps on the window and tells me
my brother the DD of the night is drunk off his ass and someone else
had to drive here. So now I have the pleasure of driving everyone home.
Not that I really minded since Randy was quite nice about it. Moving
on, I went downstairs to get dressed and went outside where I saw who I
would be driving home: Randy, Rupe, Gordon and Radovan. What a treat. So once I step outside to my suprise Radovan greets me with a(n) energetic/enthusiastic "Hey, look its Chris!".
He's come along way since Saturday @ Josh's party where he completely
ignored me and gave me no recognition (not that I minded, I mean, it's
Radovan). However, his attempts were quite hollow and transparent as I
knew he was only sucking my dick because I was his only ride home. I
would've given him more credibility if he said "Hey, fuck you, give me a ride".
While driving the Louise crew home I had no choice but to listen to
their conversations. I was quite suprised to hear Radovan discussing
with Rupe fast cars that are "sick" aswell as other Gino-ish topics.
Which just proves my theory that Radovan is a complete phony who will suck anyones dick to fit in. In the past year and a bit Radovan has gone from 'Emo -> Grunge God -> Gino Pimp'....and I use the term pimp lightly, as Radovan couldn't have his way with a parapolegic dog more or less a louise ho. It was still amusing to hear Radovan telling my brother "I could've gotten 'brains'
(Brains being slang for a "Blow Job") if it wasnt for you" (Alex &
Randy got everyone kicked out). I drove everyone home safe and sound,
everyone (with the exception of Radovan) was quite thankful for my
services.
Which brings me to my next point. I'm still contemplating wether or not
I should call Crime stoppers on Radovans family for pirating/selling
illegal satellite. I saw the commercial on TV you can make from $50-$2000
based on what happens, I figure $2000, that could be useful. Even $50
could take me Melissa out to Swiss Chalet and a movie. So
Everybody wins. Like I said, I'm still contemplating.
And with all that said. Here is a happy Nig with a cat. (I'm also aware that I bolded Nig to make it more black).
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| And on the seventh day, God created Ozmodiar |
[Aug. 25th, 2004|04:08 am] |
| [ | Current Mood |
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| [ | Current Music |
| | Metallica - Blackened | ] |
..Insert music from the beginning of 'Mortal Kombat: The Movie'.
I would like to start off by saying that I support killing homeless people.
Now that 99.9% of you are already disgusted let see if I can shoot for that .1 percent. It's not everyday where such an event as extravogent as the re-birth of the Ozmodiar Journals takes place. Im not one for long drawn out speeches. So enclosing, enjoy this vile dosage of reality into the world of Ozmodiar... |
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